Sunday, April 23, 2006
It is Franklin’s turn to tell us a joke for FHE (Family Home Evening). He decides to make up his own. “Why did the sock bite itself,” he asks us. He and Daddy have written down an answer that the rest of us try and guess. Mom gives up after two or three tries, but David and Bryan are willing to come up with silly stuff forever. “Okay,” says Dad, intervening. “Read us the answer.” Franklin giggles. “Because it wanted to bite other socks!”
Monday, April 24, 2006
Today is a beautiful spring day and Franklin’s leader day at school. The leader for the day also brings the two snacks for the kindergarten class. One can be sugary, but one should be healthy. Franklin has brought the same treats every time it is his turn: 20 pears packed in a basket and 20 snap-and-seal bags with two chocolate sandwich cookies each. When this is ready Mom has to get everything and Franklin out to the car. Franklin knows the routine, but counters Mom’s insistence with a complaint. “I don’t want to wear a jacket. It’s too warm!”
“Put it in your backpack just in case,” says Mom.
“But Mrs. Kitelinger checks our backpacks,” wails Frank.
Mom wins this one. Franklin carts his jacket to school in his book bag. When Mom picks him up he is all smiles. “We got to play outside all three recesses and we only had to wear our coats around our waists!”
Unfortunately, Grandma Andrus’ poetry notwithstanding, Mom is allergic to these beautiful spring days—or at least to the dust and pollen they bring. Last week she took Jenyne’s advice to use local honey to combat the itching and sneezing, purchasing a tub of honeycomb made by Beloit bees. Remembering the awe and excitement she felt as a child when her folks brought home real honeycomb she anticipates evoking similar emotions from her family when she presents her three-inch, five-dollar round at the table.
Dad shows mild interest. “Isn’t that bee poop?”
“Eew!” says Franklin.
“Yeah, Mom,” Dad pursues his point. “Why would you bring home bee poop.”
At this point Bryan clears his throat, adjusts the pencil behind his ear and announces in his most professorial tones, “Actually, it is bee spit.”
“Eew!” says Franklin. “I am never going to eat honey.”
[Comment from Syl: Hey, do any of my sibs remember that big metal can of honey that always had to be heated up on the stove before it would pour?]
Tuesday, April 25, 2006
“You had a partying cat?” asks Mom, who has been complaining of a bad ear for over a decade.
“No, no,” says Bryan. “A party in CAT, in math class.” (CAT = College Algebra and Trigonometry)
Mom’s eyes say, “And?”
“Some of the students planned this last week, and it just so happened that we were measuring the Tech Center East today. Or, rather, while I measured Tech East, other students set up refreshments. When I got done with the measurements everyone signed their name to my paper so we’d all get credit. Then we ate and went outside and played kickball.”
“When our class did that we split into five teams,” comments David. “The team with the most accurate measurements got a bag of Snickers.”
“Speaking of awards,” says Mom, “I was planning to give a bag of Snickers to the first person who noticed I’m wearing a new shirt and matching purple hair bow.”
“Is that a new combo you’re wearing?” asks Dad.
“Lovely shirt, Mom.”
“Nice shirt, Mom.”
“Since we all noticed at the same time, do we get to share the Snickers?”
“Hello,” says Dad. “She didn’t really buy any.”
“So, what did you learn in Driver’s Ed today?” Mom asks Bryan.
“Learn?”
“Okay.” Mom sometimes forgets that Bryan is a teenager and by definition already knows everything. She tries again. “What were the topics of discussion?”
“Road rage and steering.”
“Tell me what you know about steering.”
“Steering should be smooth, confident and done easily. Hands go at 9 o’clock and 3 o’clock.”
“Wait a second,” says Mom, who hands are resting and 9 and 5. “I thought hands went at 2 and 10?”
“That was before airbags,” says Bryan.
Mom thinks about this, realizing she often drives with her left hand at 9 o’clock, with her right hand on her knee, in easy reach of 5 o’clock. Or, if she is using both hands, they tend to slip to 7 and 5. When she does drive 10 and 2, Tom calls it her “white-knuckle driving” and finds an excuse to make it his turn to drive. Out loud she says, “There’s not even a place to put your hands at 9 and 3.”
Bryan uses his most patient voice. “As close to 9 and 3 as possible. It’s because of the airbags.”
[Comment from Dad: “We learned that when David went through Driver’s Ed.”]
[Comment from David: “I thought you knew that from when I went through Driver’s Ed.”]
Wednesday, April 26, 2006 Devin’s weekly e-mail is unusually short, though no less cryptic: “I trust everyone is doing well,” he says. And that’s all, folks.
Franklin stops mid-way up the steep hill leading to the north sidewalk at Roosevelt school, stooping over to scoop up a handful of dandelions. “For you, Mom,” he says. “Why thank you. They’re lovely,” replies Mom. “So do I a get a treat for giving you those? Like McDonald’s French Fries? Please? Pretty please?”
[Comment from Dad: “Rascal!”]
[Comment from Mom: “Just like his father!”]
Thursday, April 27, 2006
“Mom, tell Charlie we are really, really sorry and we’ll explain the whole story when we see him, but we are going to be late,” says Kristi. “We’re in Salt Lake City now but we were supposed to meet Char an hour ago.” Mom calls Charlie. Charlie is doing fine, did well in all of his classes but one and has a dinner-date tonight. “Just a friend,” says Charlie.
David is not home yet, so Franklin accompanies Mom and Bryan to the DMV. There is a 20- to 25-minute wait in line before Bryan can take his test, get his vision checked, pay his dues and get his picture taken. He cracks a genuine smile as he walks out of the building, permit in hand. “So,” he asks Mom. “Technically speaking you could sit on the passenger side and I could drive?”
“Technically,” says Mom, taking the wheel.
After giving Mom some great advice on how to use her multi-balls in DX-Ball, David reports that he and Bryan received 123 out of 125 points on their Charon (Pluto’s Moon) Expedition. “Apparently, we slept too long. The only teacher writing said, ‘You sleep for 12 hours!’ It’s the end of life as we know it. We’ll need a lot of sleep.”
Char calls. “Kristi wants someone to call Grandma Andrus to let her know she and Jonas are going to be late.”
“So have you called?”
“No. I can’t find the number. Say, I got some mail here ‘for the parents of David Doman.’ Something about post prom.”
“Let me call Grandma, then I’ll put you on with David.”
A few minutes later David tells Mom, “Char has a date tonight.”
“Yeah. I know. A girl named Faith who has been in his ward as long as he has. He’s been in that ward two years now.”
David adds, “He says they’re just friends.”
“Do you believe him?”
“Char is not Kristi, Mom.”
Once again Mom asks about topic when picking Bryan up from Driver’s Education. “Well, my neighbor and I were talking religion, but I think we were supposed to be talking defensive driving,” says Bryan. “I get it,” says Mom. “The best defense for driving is to pray; pray really hard.”
Friday, April 28, 2006
Mom and Franklin drive up to Madison with Dad, intending to bum around for the day, waiting to enjoy the afternoon and supper with Anna and Zoë Zander and parents. Mom and Franklin test drive a 2002 Chevy Prism, which Mom puts an offer on. Hopefully financing will be wrapped up by Monday, although the salesperson was adamant that the deal needed to be completed by this weekend for end-of-the-month type reasons. (To be continued.) After a lovely chicken dinner with Joel, Sandy and the girls, and a visit to Anna’s Elementary school to look at artwork, Dad/Mom/Frank continue the drive to Marshfield, staying overnight at the Super 8.
Mom looks wryly at her 44-year-old body in a swimsuit while putting her hair into a ponytail. Franklin is in a hurry, anxious to go swimming. “Mom, c’mon! You already look beautiful.” Dad whispers, “I told him to say that.”
The pool has basketball hoops and floating rubber balls, so Dad and Franklin challenge Mom to a game, boys against girl. The first team to make 5 shots wins. Dad tries to help Franklin out by guarding Mom, grabbing her wrists so she can’t block 6-year-old Franklin’s shots. Franklin observes this behavior and imitates it, also holding Mom’s wrists when it’s Dad’s turn to take a shot. Mom doesn’t have a chance. The boys win it, 5 to 4.
Bryan camps out at Token Creek Park, a camp-out organized by the Madison Stake Boy Scouts. He enjoys playing capture-the-flag, wearing his dark cloak, of course. He approaches the enemy flag slowly and carefully and is mistaken for a tree until 100 yards in when someone shines a flashlight on him for the fiftieth time. He is discovered, and makes the 300-foot (100-yard) sprint back to his home base.
David helps Brother and Sister Jordan with the boxes in their garage. Night time finds him alone with Topaz and Skittles at the BAD Residence. He dreams a vivid and perplexing dream about a flying couch that shatters our living room window, which must somehow be paid for.
Saturday, April 29, 2006
Happy First Anniversary to Kristi and Jonas.
Dad and Mom and Franklin have a nice visit with Grandpa and Grandma Breu. They drive around looking at both houses where Daddy lived when he was growing up, McMillan Road, north city-limits by the railroad tracks and 602 South Birch Street. It is a grey and gusty day, hinting but never quite delivering a cold splattering rain—at least not for the duration of the Loyalty Parade conducted by Wisconsin’s Veteran’s of Foreign Wars. There are 40 VFW chapters marching in the cold weather, demonstrating once again their love for country.
When we return to the apartment on Ives Street, Grandma feeds us cake and Grandpa tells us stories about those days when he was in The War. It took 5 days to ship over to Europe and 20 to come back. “I had four miserable Christmases during the war,” says Grandpa. “The fourth was on your way home, wasn’t it?” says Grandma. “That’s right,” says Grandpa, nodding. “We left Antwerp, Belgium on December 12. We went over so fast, we were sure we’d be home for Christmas. And there it was New Year’s Day when we sailed past New York and saw the Statue of Liberty there in the harbor. And it was two more weeks before I got home.”
“The nuns let me off work as soon as I heard,” says Grandma. “The were pretty good about that. Pop wrote to me quite a bit. Of course, the letters usually came in a bunch, all at once. One of the nuns would say, ‘You’ve got some mail down there.’ They didn’t read it, of course, but they watched pretty close. They knew when I got it. We were all praying for Pop to get home. I think that’s one of the reasons he made it home.”
“I think so too, Mom,” says Syl. “I think about that now and then, about how you and the nuns prayed Dad home.”
“We used to keep that stuff in a chest.”
Tom jumps in the conversation. “I remember that chest. Chuck and Jeff—I tried to stop them—but they were always getting into that. It was full of your old love letters, and sabers and stuff.”
“I think it’s still out in the garage somewhere,” says Mom.
Char e-mails that he has moved safely to his new apartment and Kristi e-mails that she and Jonas have done the same. Mom calls Wendell Joe. He and Jenyne are doing well, busy with work and school. Today is the first day in a while that they’ve had time to relax. No, Joe has not been playing his trumpet much these days, no time. But yes, he and Jenyne have planted a 4 x 4 garden with tomatoes, peppers, cucumbers, squash and the lettuce seeds Mom sent in lieu of a bow for Jenyne’s birthday gift.
While Bryan continues his camping experiences, David deals with a dental appointment (this makes #2 filling with no Novocain or other numbing stuff) and Skittles medicine. “She was meowing at me all day,” says David. (Mom has been feeding her less than usual to encourage a great appetite for the pills she splits and hides in the wet gourmet cat food she has purchased specifically for the occasion.) “She knows what the pill tastes like now and she just spits it out. When she left it in her food, I tried to feed half of it to her, and she spit it out into the sink.”
“Rotten cat,” says Dad. “We need to cook that thing up.”