Every so often our Retirement Home becomes a refuge for an animal friend, mostly because I like dogs and cats of all persuasions but just a ‘tech’ because I have never been very good at saying no when someone needs help. This often causes great consternation for MGH(my good husband) who looks at my efforts with a somewhat jaundiced eye and, I will admit, has been the occasion of discord between us a time or two. Even so, he is usually good natured about my attempts to tie a ‘keg’ around my neck and bound out into the wilds to rescue the needy much like the fabled St Bernard of the Swiss Alps. He just looks at me, when my latest project has returned a beloved pet back to its rightful place and asks me if I have learned enough to keep me out of similar mischief in the future and I always answer “yes”, but much like a woman who has just given birth and promises that that will never happen to her again, I soon forget the pain and travail and find myself in the same kettle of stew all over again.
I have some wonderful memories from the ‘visits’ of our four-legged friends. Going over their names brings a smile as I list them; there was Sadie who belongs to my 86 year old friend Jewel and Indigo who claims Brooks, Nancy and Dakota as her subjects, their ages shall remain anonymous as only the very old or the very young enjoy others knowing that bit of personal information, including me. Mesa, a black lab with the sweetest personality you could ever want around your children belongs to our son Sherman’s wife Vicky. Her only fault is wanting to go outside every twenty minutes which is a good thing if one considers the alternative. Jordan’s dog Lucky who looked over her shoulder as she turned to look at me when I called her back and who I heard say, plain as could be with the look she gave me, ‘ha, ha you can’t catch me I’m the gingerbread man’ before disappearing around the corner of the house and out of my life. Jackson the black Dalmatian with white spots who started out as Joy’s dog and ended up Ford’s and last, but certainly not least Coco.
Coco was a chocolate lab that Ford bought for Kim when they first started dating. Kim, who, had recently lost custody of her girls and was very discouraged about the situation. Ford, who has a gentle, understanding nature (which he tries to hide under a gruff exterior), bought her a puppy in the hopes that having a small animal to care for would help ease her sorrow a little. It was love at first sight for the two of them—well actually, make that the three of them as the little fellow quickly warmed his way into their hearts. All was well until Kim moved to Chicago to live with family there and as no dogs were allowed Ford took Coco who was no longer a cute wiggly pup but a gangly, still growing teenager who resented the time he spent alone in an empty apartment while Ford was at work. He made his unhappiness known by barking in a deep bass which soon had all the neighbors up in arms. In
desperation Ford called us and asked if we could take his dog for awhile. The rest is, as they say, history.
When we first met Coco he was the size of a small pony. MGH, while agreeing to take him in said absolutely ‘no’ to having him in the house. (I might add here, that having grown up on a farm he firmly believes that all animals belong outside.) With that in mind he purchased a chain link dog pen that slid in under the deck on the back of our house and gave Coco protection from the weather—it did not, however give him what he craved most of all and that was companionship. He immediately began to voice his complaint to all the world and the world responded by calling our neighbor, who also had a barking dog, and whose phone number all the neighbors in the apartment behind us had, and began complaining about the barking to her. Joy, who at that time was a single mom raising two little girls and attending SUU took time from her busy schedule to come over and ask if we would like to try the no-bark collar she had found helpful for her dog. We gratefully accepted and immediately put it in place around Coco’s neck. Thank heavens it worked is all that I can say as life as we knew it might have ended right there for us/Coco as I have no doubt an angry mob would soon have descended on us en masse in the dead of night with murder in their hearts for the disruption to their slumber. . . . not that I would have blamed them as we too were finding it hard to sleep as his very loud deep bark bounced off the surrounding buildings and echoed back and forth through the neighborhood with only a slight pause here and there as he stopped to breathe.
Because he needed exercise and to make up for all the time he spent alone I tried to take him on a daily walk. This required both MGH and I to get him ready as the prong collar that allowed me to stay upright was impossible for my small hands to squeeze open and place around his neck so MGH would come out with me to get this part done. Coco was always glad to see him and showed it by placing both of his front legs on MGH’s shoulders the better to give him big slobbery kisses.
Coco never failed to impress us with his athleticism. He could stand flat footed in his pen and jump six feet straight up until he looked over the top. MGH often claimed that he would have been out of there if the deck hadn’t stopped him. As for the walk itself, that consisted of my hanging on for dear life as I called, “Back, back”, to show who was really in control. At least that is what I said when I wasn’t yelling, “‘Ware the dog”, to any passerby who happened to be sharing the street with us all the while smiling as if barreling down the street faster than a speeding bullet was the normal way to travel with ones dog.
When it came time to take him home we stopped to visit my sister Kathy and her husband Gary in Iowa. Kathy had to get up early and had already left the house for her teaching job. Gary had told us the night before that he would be sleeping in to try to catch up on some of sleep he missed by staying up so late visiting with us the night before (he keeps banker’s hours you see) and that we should feel free to fix ourselves breakfast if he wasn’t up before us. My sister Barbara happened to be there as well and so after getting our car packed I returned to the kitchen to visit with her for a few more minutes while MGH got Coco taken care of. I think I neglected to mention that the ‘prong’ collar only worked if Coco was in agreement with the direction we were heading. If he decided to do something else he would give a lunge and was off and running, leaving me no choice but to raise my voice calling “Coco get back here right now. I mean it”. As he humored me most of the time on our walks I had never passed on this bit of information to MGH. So when MGH knocked on the door to the kitchen and stuck his head in to let me know that he was ready to leave he was totally unprepared for the lunge Coco gave that allowed him to break free and charge into the room to ‘greet’ me, like a long lost friend.
My first thought on seeing him was that we had a bull in a china shop situation as the room was filled with Kathy’s lovely collectibles. Without consciously thinking of the consequence of my actions I jumped up from my chair in front of him trying to block him from further entry and if I were lucky possibly grab his leash or collar as well. Hah! All that happened was that he just put his head down and ran between my legs where I was quite startled to find myself astraddle his back with my feet no longer touching the floor. I knew then that the situation was now in the hands of a higher power. I remember Barbara crying out in alarm, “Are you alright?” Of course I wasn’t, but being a Gano I yelled out that I was before completely losing my balance and pitching to the floor. By this time MGH had grabbed the leash and was quickly exiting the scene with the excited dog. Thankfully no damage was done other than to my dignity but I have often wished we had caught it on video tape and sent it to America’s Funniest Home Videos as it would have been a sure winner!
I will never forget Coco as we met up with Ford—how he absolutely refused to ride in the back seat and insisted on being right up front where he lay with his head on Ford’s lap for the small distance left to travel.
It is with great regret that I must pass on the sad news that Coco died on November 7th 2006. Not from getting hit by a car as I would have predicted as often as he went AWOL. Kim told me that would never have happened as he was always careful to travel on the side of the road. Nor was it from some shot gun wielding farmer unhappy with the fact that his purebred cocker spaniel had been impregnated by this roving Lothario. No rather it was from eating a half a pan of brownies and then getting into Brauke’s Halloween candy that did him in.
He will be sorely missed by all who knew and loved him.