Not every nativity has a real live camel as a part of the cast, but ours did. His name was Max. He made the long journey from his home in Park City via a horse trailer pulled by a white pickup along with two ‘handlers’. He was under contract with Cedar City to be onstage at the Heritage Theater for eight minutes on each of the three nights that the Nativity scene took place as part of the Christmas Show which is the brain child of our mayor who has invested much time and money, his own in some cases, in producing what is known as “The American Children’s Christmas Festival”. This event begins on Thanksgiving with Fireworks and an opening ceremony and includes two parades with real balloons, (think Macy’s Thanksgiving parade in New York), that are cartoon favorites of children including Noah’s Ark. So you can see this isn’t some rinky-dink parade with decorated lawn mowers and convertibles driven by the local dealerships with pretty girls sitting in back tossing out candy which they can’t do now anyway as UDOT has declared it an unsafe practice and since main street is owned by the state of Utah the city pretty much has to jump when they are told to or they can’t close the street off for parades.
Our good mayor is attempting to bring in tourists during a part of the year when the local tourism industry is pretty well shut down after the Shakespeare Festival close and the near by parks see a big drop off in visitors as mother nature refuses to cooperate and snows and blows until the roads become impassable. His is, indeed, a noble work even if still unprofitable as the whole project is still in its infancy and is pretty much running on hope and our good mayors unclaimed pay of $18,000.00 a year which he puts in a slush fund to bank roll projects that the budget doesn’t cover. I am not against this but one of the unintended consequences is that our Fair City has been DISCOVERED and we have people who come for some activity and decide they want to stay. I know for a fact that it is not for a job as the median wage is around $10.00 an hour so they are in all likelihood refugees from Las Vegas and California who have sold their homes and can afford to build a BIG house here and buy up two or three “used” homes with the money left over to rent out. Arrgh! We are rapidly losing our small town charm for the wonders of ‘art by graffiti’ and traffic snarls. Ah well, if that is all I have to complain about, I guess life can’t be too harsh.
For years MGH (My Good Husband) and I have sung with a group known as the Heritage Singers under the direction of Dale Sessions. It has been a delightful experience even though it means practicing at 8:30 p.m. on Tuesday evening for an hour and a half every week. We have made many friends with this group and I have learned a lot more about vocal music than I ever thought I wanted or needed to know. The group was disbanded about a year ago because Dale was commuting to Salt Lake for his work and found it impossible to keep the choir going at the same time. About six months ago he was transferred to work in the court system in this part of the state and so sent out the word that if there was enough interest he would start the choir up again. To no one’s surprise on the appointed evening there we all were eager to begin work on the pieces we would sing for our Christmas Concert December 3, very happy to be back together. Somewhere in there, the mayor invited our choir to sing Christmas Carols for the Nativity scene. We were to be in period costume and they were not to be your run of the mill bathrobe type but real professional- made- by- a- seamstress, as yet unknown, in Cedar City. Wow! What fun. Since the songs we were singing were Christmas carols we all knew and loved there wouldn’t be a problem memorizing music. There were promises of measurements being taken to fit each person’s costume properly, both vertically as well as horizontally but that was changed to vertical only when someone realized all the costumes were loosely fitted so nothing else was necessary. We were told to be prepared for this at the next practice or the practice after that which soon melted into a month of nothing being measured. Then the word came that the seamstress couldn’t be found to do it and the mayor was pursuing other avenues for the costumes. As we were now into November with the program only two weeks away we couldn’t help but wonder if it was to be plan B with bath robes after all. Then came the walk through at the Heritage Center and lo and behold there were costumes waiting in the ‘green room’ purchased by our ever so resourceful mayor on the internet. Granted they were one size fits all and by the time MGH and I got ours there were only shepherds left. Oh well, mine only dragged the floor by eight inches which I easily remedied at home. Perhaps the hardest thing to give up in the transformation of our 21st century selves were our glasses as they were unknown when Christ was born. That was a real rush for most of us who have grown dependent on them—it quickly became apparent that the seeing would have to take the blind in hand if we were to get ourselves on stage in any kind of order—who would have thought that something as simple as a Nativity scene would require such sacrifice—certainly not me. (I won’t even go into what we had to wear on our feet in order to be authentic—Brrrr.
One of the most important instructions we received was how to behave when Max came on stage. We were to make no sudden movements or loud noises. We were anxious to comply as we did not wish to be the one singled out by an irate camel who could relieve his anxiety by ‘spitting’ among other things best not mentioned here. We were also cautioned to watch where we stepped as most animals are not potty trained which is why the sheep they used the first year weren’t invited back. If Max should happen to decide to leave unexpectedly we were on our own but whatever we did we were to do it quietly and swiftly.
The first night Max came on stage and was a complete gentleman kneeling down on command and eating up as fast as one of his trainers, in costume, could feed him the grain that had been discreetly brought in a small bucket. The other trainer, also costumed, held the reins and tried to look serene as if having a camel on stage in the middle of a nativity scene was something he did every day and I would imagine praying quite hard the whole time that all would be well.
The big rock where Mary, Joseph (not their real names) and their 2 month old baby held court, complete with a palm tree, was in the center of the stage also featured the three wise men as well as assorted other choir members who were there for reasons of infirmity or just to fill space to balance the scene. This included MGH who was only about three feet away from Max much to his great enjoyment. That night the choir sounded good but the people in the audience had trouble seeing Max so on Saturday we were instructed to sit or kneel on the stage. This time Max could be seen but the choir didn’t fare as well, I think we were a little ‘flat’. From my vantage place on the floor I could watch Max look us all over as if trying to make up his mind if it would be worth the effort to stir things up a little. The one sound that caught his attention was when the baby cried briefly. He regally looked in her direction with an intentness that was quite curious but then a pacifier comforted and quieted ‘baby Jesus’ and Max went back to eating.
For our last performance on Monday our exasperated director told us that his choir wasn’t made up of potted plants to be moved here and there like pieces of scenery. He then told us that we could sit or stand which ever seemed most comfortable to us and suggested we sing out as we had lost about 15 members of our choir for that performance because they couldn’t get down and once they were down they had an even harder time getting up so they would solve their dilemma by staying home.
I don’t know how the choir sounded but most of us tried to stand as discreetly as possible around the edge of the scene. True this was also out of sense of self preservation as Max had had a bad day having had a great deal of unexpected ‘company’ from those in Cedar who had never seen a live camel and decided to do so while one was available and as a result was not in the best of humor. Because of this it was decided that he would only be on the stage for five minutes but be on the stage he must as he was ‘under contract’ for three nights and if he gave his handlers problems we could exit as appropriate which I thought had a rather ominous sound to it. All the dire warnings turned out to be unneeded as Max was fine, as greedy as ever. He never even looked up from the grain he was gobbling as quickly as his handler could get it to him. Not even the soprano who sang “Oh Divine Redeemer” with its very high notes got a glance her way let alone the Heritage Singers scattered all around him on the stage being as discreet as humanly possible while singing ‘Hark the Herald Angels Sing’ at the top of our lungs and a’ cappella to boot—what a hoot! We must not have sounded too bad for we have been invited back next year (not everyone was).
I can hardly wait for that day to arrive with a camel that went for a very long drive to kneel on a stage at half past eight; it’s in his contract you see. While singers implore on their feet they remain because anything else brings too big a pain while singing praises to Sweet Baby Jesus asleep on his Mother’s lap. With eye glasses tucked safely out of sight there won’t be much we can see so trusting as lambs we go to our fate and hope that Max has had a good day and his trainer brought plenty of hay!