If Wishes Were Fishes. . .

February 17, 2008

I have now seen two robins sitting in the cottonwood tree in our backyard. Not at the same time, to be sure but I know that I am not seeing the same one because one is quite a bit bigger than the other. In my opinion they are here way too early especially during a winter as cold and snowy as this one has been. They sit there looking like little round balls with their feathers all fluffed up around them as they try to survive the bitter cold. I keep trying to send a telepathic message to them, “Go south for a few more weeks; the strawberry patch you are staking out isn’t worth dying for”. But of course, they can’t hear me, and even if they did I doubt that they would listen. Thankfully, thus far, they have survived.

We continue to survive as well, although MGH is continuing to lose a little more ground physically each year, as he finds at 80 years of age that his spirit is very much trapped by his aging body. Much of his energy is devoted now to doing the things that allow him to continue living in his own home. He looks at me with sadness as he says, “I love to be clean. I have always enjoyed my shower but now I dread it. If I don’t get up and take it first thing in the morning I know it will not get done because I won’t have the energy later in the day.” Every shower he takes now has become a battle for him. Standing in the shower has made way for sitting on a plastic stool and so it will go as the ability to do retreats in small ways until almost without realizing it one’s world has narrowed into the smallest of spaces the last being one’s bed.

Bryant W. told MGH that when President Hinckley reached the point where he couldn’t as he put it in his pragmatic way, “put on his shoes and go to work” his family arranged for a hospital bed to be placed in the front room of his apartment to make it easier to care for him. Upon seeing this bed set up in the same place as it had been for his wife Marjorie before she died, he refused to sleep in it saying if he were going to die he would prefer to do it in his own bed and stomped off to his bedroom. In the end the wishes of his family prevailed and he acquiesced to their desires.

When I was delivering papers in DeForest in the early 90’s part of my route took me to an apartment building. Quite often the curtains were open on one of the ground floor apartments. It was impossible not to see what was happening, not that it amounted to much. The room was always dark except for the flickering light coming from a television. Slumped on the couch in front of the television was a heavy set man smoking a cigar, the fumes snaking their way under the door into the hallway leaving an unpleasant, rank odor as I made my way past. His body language screamed depression and I always wondered what his problem was. Why was he up so early because in my world anyone with any sense at all who didn’t have to be up wouldn’t be. I was younger then. Now, I know and apologize for my scornful thoughts. Life had passed him by and he was simply trying to do what the Bible euphemistically calls ‘enduring to the end”.

My mother used to say that she didn’t want to get old and go through all the suffering that so often accompanies one’s advancing years. She died at the age of 48 which I, at age 25, thought was old but by the time I reached that age myself I had changed my mind. When I would mention this desire of mother’s to MGH his response was always the same. “You need to be careful what you pray for.”

“Don’t wish your life away” is another bit of wisdom MGH passed on to me early in our marriage. His father had given MGH this bit of advice when he expressed his concern about how he was going to provide for his family and pay for his college expenses as he began his studies at Utah State University. It would only be natural to want to get them behind him so he could get on with life not realizing that ‘life’ is where we are at the moment not somewhere in the future.

I think we all, at times, have wished for a particular period to be over so we could get on to the ‘good’ stuff. I can remember starting my third grade year, standing out on the playground during recess and thinking how long it would be before Christmas came and stretching out far, far away was the end of the school year in May. But the end finally came and so have many more since then and now instead of stretching out in what used to seem like an eternity I find the years whipping by me as if time itself has run amok and is rushing me forward whether I will or no. I can remember how I could hardly wait to grow up and go away to college leaving my family behind me with hardly a backward glance as the future beckoned and I, all impatient for what it held, moved eagerly toward it.

Now I sometimes find myself wishing I could go back to those times when life’s worries were carried by someone else. I find myself remembering kinder gentler times such as coming home from trips to visit mother’s family in Casa Grande and falling asleep in the car on the long drive home only to waken when the car stopped moving as we pulled into the driveway. Then ‘playing possum’ which is what my father called pretending to be asleep even though it meant waiting until my younger sisters, who really were asleep, were carried in ahead of me, so that he would pick me up and carry me into the house in his strong arms.

I remember how I could hardly wait to get married and then for children to arrive and suddenly, or so it seems, I find that I have been married for 46 years and those children I could hardly wait for have made me a grandmother and now their children have made me a great grandmother and I wonder at how quickly it has all happened.

Would the years have gone any slower if I had been more patient, more willing to enjoy the moment, less eager for the next milestone to be reached?

Have I learned anything from all this? I hope so. For one thing, now I am really, really careful about what I wish for. Considering what the future has in store, perhaps you can understand why.

Elephant Stew

For this you will need:

1 elephant (medium size)
2 rabbits (optional)
Brown gravy (lots)
Salt and pepper to taste

Cut elephant into small bite-sized pieces–this will take about 2 months. Reserve the trunk–you will need something to put the pieces in. Add enough brown gravy to cover. Cook on kerosene stove for about 4 weeks at 465 degrees F. This will serve 3,800 people. If more are expected, the 2 rabbits may be added. Do this only if necessary, as most people do not like to find “hare” in their stew!

I copied the above from the Sun Prairie Cookbook which has a collection of recipes put together by the Young Women for a fund raising project.

Life Is Good

February 10, 2008

It’s been a month since MGH went under the knife at Dr. Ellsworth’s, our local dermatologist and skin cancer expert’s office in Cedar City. Alright, already, the actual date was January 9th but the result was still the same, two quarter sized holes behind his left ear where cancerous spots were removed. They had been boring their way into his head in an attempt to reach his command and control center which could have proven fatal if not stopped. With the gallows humor of the elderly, MGH shrugs and opines, when I asked him if was worried, that at his age something is going to take him out — he’s just not sure which ailment will be the one that does it.

Said surgery required him to present himself much earlier than our Retirement Home schedule is used to accommodating. As my visiting teaching partner and friend of many years Evelyn I_____ remarked to me the other day, once they started asking themselves, “Why get up early if you don’t have to?” all kinds of unholy results began to take place in their lives. To which, I nodded my head in sympathetic agreement as we have gone down that primrose path ourselves. For us, breakfast is more likely to be at 9 than 7 o’clock, which I must confess leaves me feeling quite decadent. I could probably learn to enjoy this given enough time but the problem is that it puts me so far behind in doing what needs to be done during the day that by nightfall I find myself still on square one trying to figure out just what on my ‘to do’ list I can eliminate while causing the least amount of damage by being put off a few more days/weeks/years which leaves my day littered with good intentions and not much else. Truthfully, it goes against the grain for someone raised on a farm and used to being up and about many hours earlier. I can’t say that I am comfortable with the change but life in a Retirement Home is what it is.

I think part of the problem is that as we age we get our days and nights mixed up much like very small babies do when they start to adjust to light and dark and the schedule of their parents who must be up and about during daylight hours only we now fall asleep during the day and struggle to stay asleep at night. Having explained all this, perhaps you can see why it has become a challenge to be places by 9 o’clock. Never fear, there is still enough ‘git up and go’ left in us to make the effort to be where we need to be when we need to be there—it just takes us twice as long to do as it once did.

MGH drove himself to the appointment telling me that as he didn’t know how long he would need to be there he didn’t see any need for me to go with him as the whole process would be deadly dull for anyone not actively involved. As usual he was right; he was there for five hours as they removed tissue and sent it to the lab to be checked to make sure all the cancerous cells had been found. This tedious procedure had to be done three times before they were satisfied and sent him home. The being at home part lasted for about an hour before having to go back and be checked to find out why blood was running down his neck. It turned out that there was a small vein that needed to be cauterized which they did amidst much consultations with each other (Due to an increase in business Dr. Ellsworth now has a partner, Dr Coulter who did the surgery on MGH) as to what was causing the problem and how best to handle it.

So there I was, having been admitted to the inner sanctum, watching/listening to the whole proceeding as this time I accompanied MGH as designated driver. It turned out to be a good thing that I was there as I found myself being instructed on how to care for the ‘wound’ which would need to be cleaned and dressed on a regular basis. I know, I know, I could have held up my hand and said, “Now wait a minute here—I don’t do windows you know.” Not that it would have done me much good as there didn’t seem to be anyone else in the immediate area who was volunteering for the task so being made of good Gano stock, Gano’s, at least our flavor, are known for their willingness to tackle what life hands them with much enthusiasm, well maybe not always that much enthusiasm, and ‘can do’ attitude which has landed them in many an interesting predicament unless they are my sister Barbara who never learned to remove the innards of a chicken because it made her sick to the stomach but she solemnly assures me that plucking a chicken wasn’t much fun either which task became hers when her ‘delicate’ stomach proved to be a real stumbling block in the conversion of a feathered fowl to yummy fried chicken. So having been vetted by life and the above mentioned experience I figured I could do what needed to be done for MGH.

MGH always tells me “thank you”, when I finish with him which is nice but I knew I was frustrating him when he would ask me to describe what was happening ‘back there’ and all I could tell him was, “I don’t know. It still looks terrible to me.” While this answer satisfied him for the first week there came a time when his agitation over that point made me realize that something needed to be done to allay his fears so I dug out my hand mirror and lined him up in front of the bathroom mirror with me behind him holding the smaller mirror and then following his instructions I would move my mirror higher or lower or to the right or left as he tried to find just the right spot to let him see behind his ear. Having a ‘look-see’ greatly relieved his anxiety, especially since he decided that it didn’t look as bad as I had led him to believe. Never-the-less I was greatly relieved when he agreed to return to the doctor for what is known as a ‘wound check’ which they assured us was included in the original price of the surgery, as I might otherwise have opted to just live with feeling insecure rather than pay another seventy five bucks for an office visit especially since we were told that there was healing taking place even if it didn’t look like it to the untrained eye.

My point in telling you all this is that now, even I, can see he is healing quite nicely as all he needs of a morning is a band aid to cover/protect the area his glasses/hearing aid rests on. Once again he has dodged a ‘bullet’. Life is indeed good.

P.S. He has a check up in April to make sure there are no more problems.

A Memory of President Hinckley

The following was written by MGH in a letter following the death of President Gordon B. Hinckley January 27, 2008. I thought the rest of the family might enjoy this story as well.

February 5, 2007

Dear Joy and Mike,

Everyone’s thoughts and hearts were turned to President Hinckley this past week. It caused me to reflect on my experience with him. I don’t know how many family members are familiar with this incident that occurred a long time ago.

When I was in graduate school at Michigan State University, Bryant Wadsworth was my best friend there. He just happened to be a nephew to President Hinckley. During the course of our time there he told me several stories about his uncle Gordon, one of them being how he referred to his sister, Bryant’s mother, as living in Podunk, which is what he called Panaca, Nevada, where she lived. President Hinckley has always had a great sense of humor.

A few years later, when I was living in Wisconsin and Kyle was serving his mission in Taiwan, about 20 or 21 months into that mission, I received a phone call from the Mission President informing me that Kyle had a serious medical problem and he was sending him to the LDS hospital in Salt Lake City. As he told me the details I came to believe the mission president had given up on him and was sending him home for two reasons, (1) so he wouldn’t die in the mission field and (2) so I could see him and say goodbye before he died. I didn’t realize until years later what a miracle it was that he was able to get Kyle on the airline. He sent two Elders, who had completed their missions and were being released, with Kyle to tend to his IV and help him on and off the plane as required. It is still a wonder that the airline allowed him on the plane.

I did go to meet him arriving in Salt Lake soon after he was admitted to the hospital. After a short discussion with him it was determined that he should have a Priesthood blessing. Two of my brothers were living in Salt Lake Valley, but I couldn’t get hold of either one of them. Because of my friendship with Bryant and his references to his uncle Gordon, I decided to give then Elder Hinckley a call. He had not yet been called to the First Presidency, but was a member of the Quorum of the Twelve.

So I called his office. I still don’t know how I managed to get past the secretary. She was very protective, but I must have been inspired to be very convincing because she finally allowed me to talk with him on the phone. I told him who I was, that I was from Wisconsin and that my son had been sent home from his mission with a very serious medical condition. I also told him I needed someone to help me give him a Priesthood blessing and about my two brothers in the area not being available. I then told him, given the situation I was in I would really like to have his nephew Bryant Wadsworth help me, but since he was in Washington, DC he was also unavailable. Elder Hinckley said, “I’ll come.”

This was Kyle’s condition. When he was one year old, and while I was in Korea, he had developed an intestinal obstruction. The doctors had successfully removed this by cutting a short piece of his intestine out and sewing the two ends back together. This bought him 16 years of good health, but around Thanksgiving time in his senior year of high school he caught the flu and it caused the small place in his intestine to obstruct again. Once more an operation restored him to health so he was able to finish high school and go on about his business until near the end of his mission. The strange food in Taiwan eventually caused his bowel to obstruct again. They sent him to the hospital in Taiwan, but this time the operation was unsuccessful. He was not able to eat and was losing strength rapidly. This was the situation when he was sent to Salt Lake. The doctors in Taiwan had given up on him and even the mission president had given up. Sending him to LDS Hospital was a sort of last, forlorn hope.

When Elder Hinckley arrived at the hospital we visited for a short time and I filled him in on Kyle’s condition. When we gave the blessing I asked him to seal the anointing and give the blessing because I felt too emotionally involved. President Hinckley promised him, in the blessing, that the doctors would be able to solve the problem and he would enjoy a long and productive life. We all know Kyle is now a Grandfather and has his third son in the mission field at this time.

Well, that is my special experience with President Gordon B. Hinckley.

Stories From the Internet

MGH husband forwarded these little gems to me last night. I think that they are worth saving.

Author and lecturer Leo Buscaglia once talked about a contest he was asked to judge. The purpose of the contest was to find the most caring child. The winner was: A four-year-old child, whose next door neighbor was an elderly gentleman, who had recently lost his wife. Upon seeing the man cry, the little boy went into the old gentleman’s yard, climbed onto his lap, and just sat there.

When his mother asked him what he had said to the neighbor, the little boy just said, “Nothing, I just helped him cry.”

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Teacher Debbie Moon’s first graders were discussing a picture of a family. One little boy in the picture had a different hair color than the other members. One of her students suggested that he was adopted.

A little girl said, “I know all about adoption, I was adopted.”
“What does it mean to be adopted?” asked another child.

“It means”, said the girl, “that you grew in your mommy’s heart instead of her tummy!”

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On my way home one day, I stopped to watch a Little League base ball game that was being played in a park near my home. As I sat down behind the bench on the first-base line, I asked one of the boys what the score was.

“We’re behind 14 to nothing,” he answered with a smile.

“Really,” I said. “I have to say you don’t look very discouraged.”

“Discouraged?” the boy asked with a puzzled look on his face…”Why should we be discouraged? We haven’t been up to bat yet.”

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Whenever I’m disappointed with my spot in life, I stop and think about little Jamie Scott. Jamie was trying out for a part in the school play. His mother told me that he’d set his heart on being in it, though she feared he would not be chosen. On the day the parts were awarded, I went with her to collect him after school. Jamie rushed up to her, eyes shining with pride and excitement. “Guess what, Mom,” he shouted, and then said those words that will remain a lesson to me…..”I’ve been chosen to clap and cheer.”

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An eye witness account from New York City, on a cold day in December, some years ago: A little boy, about 10-years-old, was standing before a shoe store on the roadway, barefooted, peering through the window, and shivering with cold. A lady approached the young boy and said, “My, but you’re in such deep thought staring in that window!”

“I was asking God to give me a pair of shoes,” was the boy’s reply.

The lady took him by the hand, went into the store, and asked the clerk to get half a dozen pairs of socks for the boy. She then asked if he could give her a basin of water and a towel. He quickly brought them to her. She took the little fellow to the back part of the store and, removing her gloves, knelt down, washed his little feet, and dried them with the towel. By this time, the clerk had returned with the socks. Placing a pair upon the boy’s feet, she purchased him a pair of shoes. She tied up the remaining pairs of socks and gave them to him. She patted him on the head and said, “No doubt, you will be more comfortable now.”

As she turned to go, the astonished kid caught her by the hand and looking up into her face, with tears in his eyes, asked her. “Are you God’s wife?”