What’s That Smell?
June 29, 2008
I spend a lot of my time downstairs now, mainly because my sewing room is there but also because it is deliciously cool in the summer time. This allows MGH and I to enjoy the climate we like best as he now prefers the tropics while I long for more alpine temperatures—at least in the summer. Needless to say I make good use of the stairs which probably isn’t all bad as it forces me into a minimal exercise mode despite my best efforts to the contrary. So anyway, there I was coming up the stairs and I smell gas. “Darn”, I thought, did I fail to get the burner turned all the way off after fixing lunch”? But on checking I found that all was as it should be but as this finding begged the question of the gas smell I put the thought on the back burner in my mind for further review where it didn’t have to sit long as a few minutes later there came a frantic pounding on the front door which when answered revealed a very agitated young man (everyone now falls into the young category for me even if they are well into their 40’s). Wasting no time on the niceties of conversational openers he desperately blurted out the need for turning off all sources of flame in our house as the main gas line at the corner of our street had just been cut and was just waiting for a spark to blow up the whole neighborhood. I assured him I would attend to this matter as he left yelling over his shoulder to call all my neighbors and let them know as well. Well, at least that explained the gas smell.
After consulting with MGH as to where there might be a flame I headed downstairs to have a talk with the water heater which was in slumbering mode at the moment and resting quietly before the next demand was made on it for hot water which I had decided, due to circumstances beyond my control, I would not request for the foreseeable future. My talk with this servant has always been conducted with the greatest awe and reverence as it carries upon its being numerous warnings/threats of possible disaster if dealt with improperly. So there I was on my knees before it as I once again tried to decipher the instructions posted thereon. Alas, after spending way too much time in this position considering what I should, or should not do to make this haughty genie inoperative I decided that perhaps caution would be the better part of valor in this instance and so decided to wait before taking any action that might precipitate an immediate undesirable result and tackle something more amenable to my ministrations which was the gas fireplace where I was successful in turning off the pilot light.
After dusting myself off, I rose triumphantly and ascended the stairs where I reported my success to MGH before confessing my failure with the water heater and asking for his ideas on how to put it to sleep. I had to veto his halfhearted suggestion that he could go down and attend to the problem himself, which, while I knew it to be true, that he had the skill to shut my nemesis off, doing so would leave him in an untenable position caught between the washing machine and the furnace with the very real possibility of needing a hoist to set him upright when he was finished.
Since I seemed to have reached a dead end insofar as securing the danger of an innocent spark igniting chaos inside, I decided to see for myself what was going on outside. A quick look out the window showed a Cedar City fire truck widthwise of the street right in front of our mail box with a fireman in full regalia standing beside it directing approaching cars away from the area. Since lack of traffic left him with a good deal of time on his hands I went out and asked him what was going on. To my surprise he didn’t seem too worried but explained that Questar Gas was on the scene and in charge of getting the gas turned off to the area and then repairing the break. I told him about the man who had come to our door in a panic and he gave a chuckle and said that it was probably the backhoe operator who broke the line trying to do ’something’ to alleviated the dangerous situation he had precipitated. I thanked him and then wandered off down the road to the corner where there were three or four trucks circled around the hole where the broken line was. Cornering one of the men, who I had observed walking around with some kind of a box connected to a wand which he was waving around close to ground, I began pestering him with questions which he kindly answered even going so far as to check inside our house and garage for gas when I told him of the strong gas smell. He told me that the reason there had been no evacuation of homes in the area was that there was a good breeze that was taking the gas upwards into the air where it dissipated quickly and that the reason the gas smell was so strong was that the odor the gas company pumps along with the natural gas to alert residents of a leak was heavier than air and sinks to the lowest level. Well, that answered that question and much to my delight the necessary repairs were made to the broken line in less than an hour. While it provided an interesting diversion in our RH(retirement home) it didn’t even make the local paper the next day. Ah well, must not have been our neighborhood’s time for its’ fifteen minutes of fame, but considering the alternative it was probably just as well.
Of course all this left me with a turned off gas fireplace. To my sorrow, as I seem to have a predilection for learning things the hard way, I now know, after years of sad experience that it is much easier to take apart than put back together, sigh. However, knowing something and making a correct choice doesn’t always take place as witness my now inoperative fireplace. The knowledge that I didn’t have the skill needed to relight the pilot light sent me outside once more where I again found a helpful gentleman checking the area with his little wand. I explained my problem which resulted in his cheerfully checking out the house once more for any gas that might have pooled inside before relighting the pilot light. He even told me what product I could use to clean the glass front of the fireplace—which I hadn’t even noticed was dirty.
And so I leave you with this thought—while life in a RH often involves years of boredom, inserted here and there one sometimes finds a moment of excitement even if the only person excited by this latest one was me.